Snakes

Snakes in the garden.
Afraid of a lot of snakes,
Ophidiophobe?

You can't complain about this anymore. It's perfect!

Since ye made it this far, continue thy quest:

Mass Effect: Andromeda
While I waited for this free month of EA games, I planned out how I would make the best of it. Since I've been wondering for years about what another Humble Origin Bundle would have, why not turn that into a playlist? Crysis 3 would be neat to play through, just to see how it ended. It turned out to be short enough to knock out in a weekend, so now what? Mass Effect: Andromeda would be a likely candidate, since it wasn't exactly a money maker for EA, so why not give it away?
Red vs. Blue
Soon after the Master Chief Collection came to Steam, I bought it. As I played through it, I made sure to document myself becoming a Halo fan. In so doing, I decided to dig into Halo machinima. I've encountered and even watched entire series of machinima before, but I never got into Red vs. Blue, the series that made machinima a big thing. Now that I've watched it all (or most of it), Red vs. Blue is the silliest series of anything that I've ever come across.
Toilet Blog Engine, Version 10
I've been improving this blog, despite not posting about it for 5 years. I've been quite active lately. My last post was about version 8, but now Toilet is on version 10. I'm not sure where to start with this, but let me describe some features that I've added. I've also dropped a few things, but that's for good reasons.
Puzzle Agent
Puzzle Agent is another one of those Telltale games that I've had in my Steam library for years. Well, it and its sequel, Puzzle Agent 2. They're so similar that the second one is functionally an expansion of the first, so I'm doing them both here.
Hector: Badge of Carnage
I've had this knocking around since I bought that Humble Bundle with all the Telltale games. Unlike most (all?) of the others, this one wasn't connected to any franchise I heard of. In retrospect, I should have expected this to be a nice film noir story, but it quickly became too absurd and comedic to qualify.
Thar be dragons here!