Maintain. Ance.

Main-tain. A verb. To keep things working and in order.

Main-tain-ance. Not a word. Wait, what?

Main-tain-ance. NO!

Main-ten-ance. A noun. The process of maintaining.

WHY, ENGLISH? WHY? Why do you have to be so cruel? I understand irregular verbs and plurals, but what were you smoking when you did this? Since when does tain become 10?

You can't complain about this anymore. It's perfect!

Since ye made it this far, continue thy quest:

Red vs. Blue
Soon after the Master Chief Collection came to Steam, I bought it. As I played through it, I made sure to document myself becoming a Halo fan. In so doing, I decided to dig into Halo machinima. I've encountered and even watched entire series of machinima before, but I never got into Red vs. Blue, the series that made machinima a big thing. Now that I've watched it all (or most of it), Red vs. Blue is the silliest series of anything that I've ever come across.
Toilet Blog Engine, Version 10
I've been improving this blog, despite not posting about it for 5 years. I've been quite active lately. My last post was about version 8, but now Toilet is on version 10. I'm not sure where to start with this, but let me describe some features that I've added. I've also dropped a few things, but that's for good reasons.
Puzzle Agent
Puzzle Agent is another one of those Telltale games that I've had in my Steam library for years. Well, it and its sequel, Puzzle Agent 2. They're so similar that the second one is functionally an expansion of the first, so I'm doing them both here.
Hector: Badge of Carnage
I've had this knocking around since I bought that Humble Bundle with all the Telltale games. Unlike most (all?) of the others, this one wasn't connected to any franchise I heard of. In retrospect, I should have expected this to be a nice film noir story, but it quickly became too absurd and comedic to qualify.
Papers, Please
Papers, Please is a bureaucrat simulator where you man a border checkpoint in a fictional totalitarian country during the late cold war. Gameplay mostly involves examining people's passports and other entry documents and calling 'gotcha' on them. Otherwise, you let them through if you can't find anything or you're lazy.
World of Goo 2
World of Goo 2 is another sequel to a game that I don't think needed one. However, given the amount of time since the original, I'll let this one slide. I haven't played through the original for several years, so any references to it are from my own memory, and may not be accurate.