the Andrew Bailey

Insanity: Horrifying

In an effort to save money, the Department of Motor Vehicles no longer has a professional photographer on staff. Instead, it gets all the photos from Facebook.

"Why is this photo of you from, like, 70 pounds ago? And what's with the retainer?"

"Um, I'm not actually on Facebook. And they choose whatever comes up first."

"That explains a lot..."

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