Huh. I used to think that the longer the game's blog post, the more I disliked the game. Fallout 4 is about 12k, Mass Effect: Andromeda is about 11k, and Borderlands 3 is 8.5k. Seeing as how I rather liked this, I'm surprised that it is my longest post, just shy of 15k.
When writing this, I had the thought that I should review music albums along with videogames. Of course, that would mean that I would have to learn how to critique music without sounding like a hipster snob who assigns a unique rambling hundred word genre for every track on an album. Every time I've tried, I end up sounding like a wine snob instead. (I don't even drink or read about wine!) Maybe that can be my stick?