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An Ode to Clippy

I’ve recently started working in the refurbishing division of an e-waste recycling company. As such, I’ve come across some retro items; items that would be useful for Twentieth Century. It now has a gigabit Ethernet card, a USB 2.0 card, more RAM (now 384 MB), and a Gravis GamePad Pro.

Louis Rossmann is a crusader for the right-to-repair movement. As part of his advocacy, he recently pleaded for people to change their online avatars to Clippy, a character that old versions of Microsoft Office featured. He praised how Clippy stood against all the anti-customer practices that companies pull today. By changing your avatar, it will catch people’s attention on the issue. I have done so. When I saw several keys of Office 2000 at work destined for the shredder, I knew what needed to be done.

A draft of this blog post in Word 2000, complete with our friend, Clippy

As soon as I fired up Twentieth Century, installed Office 2000, and opened Word, there he was. Armed with this retro PC, I can finally roleplay a cubicle monkey during the dotcom crash.

I also saved some keys of Office 2007 for my main desktop rig. Running on Linux and Wine, I didn’t think I could install, launch Word, and even activate it, but it worked.

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