Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't see you there. There seems to be an infestation of stinkbugs going on over here.

Wait, not an infestation, it's an invasion. Yup, another "Made in China" import, folks.

Just this past week, I was going to pick up my mail, as I do when I get home from work. I look up at the apartment above the mailboxes, and the windows are open, as they have been for several days with the nice weather. Except that day, there was a swarm of these little buggers all over the window screens. Must have been 200 or so total up there. I almost wanted to say something, but they must have noticed it by then with all of them coming in.

I could extend this into an political-economic dissertation and talk about trade deficits, but I won't.