the Andrew Bailey

No, it's not different this time!


Snakes in the garden.
Afraid of a lot of snakes,

My Dad

My dad was in and out of prison until I was twenty-two.
Unsurprisingly, his mind was always in the loo.
He was the prison nurse,
Which made things all the worse.
Many windshields he went through.

Vacuum Sweeper

The vacuum sweeper:
It sucks when it doesn't work,
And sucks when it does.


Listening to music
Coming out of everywhere.
I forgot the time.

Local Dialect

I got one question:
Why yinz talk funny n'at?
'Cuz it's a 'Burgh thing.