the Andrew Bailey

a former Buckeye trying to figure things out


Frost on the windshield,
And on the roof of my truck,
Beautiful ice swirls.

Desperate Haiku

In desperation,
I started writing haiku.
A bad idea?

Insanity: Horrifying

In an effort to save money, the Department of Motor Vehicles no longer has a professional photographer on staff. Instead, it gets all the photos from Facebook.

Insanity: Apostrophes

Fine. Let's just use apostrophe's where ever we want to? Sound's fine, right?

Insanity: Bad News

So then there was this big debt debate in Washington. Come Tuesday, no one would be doing anything, as the US dollar would be worthless and any purchase would be too risky. No one would buy gas, nor use their cellphone, nor consume electricity, nor eat. No one would breathe either, because you couldn't afford to buy carbon credits. (You think you can walk around like that giving off that much carbon dioxide? I think not...) So I guess we would all stay in bed turning blue and not dying (death would also be too expensive).

Insanity: Puns & Pundits

Just by casual observation of normal life, I have come up with the following law:

Insanity: PC's true calling

Once upon a 1981, IBM released a marvel of a thing. PC. It was created for a single purpose: to play games. PC's major advances came because of gaming, and because of his hippie parents, PC shared with his red headed cousins.