the Andrew Bailey

a former Buckeye trying to figure things out

Vacuum Sweeper

The vacuum sweeper:
It sucks when it doesn't work,
And sucks when it does.


Listening to music
Coming out of everywhere.
I forgot the time.

Local Dialect

I got one question:
Why yinz talk funny n'at?
'Cuz it's a 'Burgh thing.

Open Windows

The open windows
Let torrential rains inside.
Soaked toilet paper.


Frost on the windshield,
And on the roof of my truck,
Beautiful ice swirls.