So Monday came and went. But this was no ordinary Monday!
Picture me at work trying to access my server, but nothing's getting through. I start freaking out, thinking that someone's probably breaking in. Considering that this is the Internet I'm talking about, this has likely already happened, and I'm just another guy coming by ages after the fact.
As it turned out, Gmail has failed me. It thought the email from DynDNS saying "if you don't come by in 5 days my free account will expire" was spam and phish bait, since Gmail said "this didn't come from where you think it does."
There you have it. No lies, no corporate cover ups. Page.doesntexist.com is dead. Long live theAndrewBailey!