I need to tell yinz something very important. Something that affected me on a very personal level. Today, I was dumped by a woman.

Ok, so it's probably not what you think. The wife of one of our church's missionaries has ALS. So to be nice, we had a love offering for her. And to be trendy, the men of the church got ice water dumped on them by the ladies. Strangely enough, some of the ladies got more water on them than the guys.

Been there. Done that. Not bad.