Programmer Day
Tomorrow will be a very special day. Not necessarily important or memorable, but special.
Tomorrow is the 256th day of the year, making it Programmer Day. I'm not sure what you're supposed to do, even if you are or aren't a programmer to observe it. Maybe all of us can start by not shouting or swearing and be professionals, as grown-ups should be.
But me hartys! There's going to be another one of these crazy holidays next week!
You can't complain about this anymore. It's perfect!